I've taught at four schools in four years and consequently, I've had to make friends with a whole new staff the past four Septembers. Come my first turn for Treat Day, I always bring these cheese straws and magically, I've made new friends. The best part? They're easy.
Blitz the ingredients in a processor. Easy.
Dump out and press together into a dough. Easy.
Dump out and press together into a dough. Easy.
Roll out and cut into rustic strips. Easy.
Bake. Easy.
Cool. Easy.
Invent a ghetto way to cool baking sheets in between batches. Easy? Easy.
Eat. The easiest.